jesus' body

The other night my mom and I were talking about that filmmaker who thinks he’s found the coffins or whatever of Jesus and his family.

Would it bother you if they found Jesus’ body?  Do you think it would change Christianity at all?

I mean, part of me thinks everyone would just carry on like before: the conservative fundamentalists would decry the whole thing as a vicious hoax by the liberal intelligentsia in the face of any facts, just like evolution and the Da Vinci Code; the liberal fundamentalists would keep on being smug and effete.  Those of us who wonder would keep wondering.